Thursday, April 30, 2009

Possible origin of swine flu


I wanted to share a popular photo going around the internet. Is this how it it got started?

~sigh~

I doubt it.

Just an observation...

Craig Glenn

Friday, April 24, 2009

Look at me!


Look at me! I’m falling!... oh crap…

According to FoxNews, a 23 year old man pretended to fall off a bridge, then actually fell.

A man called 911 to report his friend had fallen from a bridge at 5:00 AM last Sunday morning. He stated that his buddy said to pull over because he had to urinate. The 23 year old climbed to the ledge of the bridge, looked back at his friend, pretended to fall, and then, fell 30 feet into the marsh below.

Alcohol was involved in the incident.

~sigh~

Yoda says, do or don’t do, there is no pretend to do.

Just an observation…

Craig Glenn

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Time Travel - Time to travel?


According to wftv.com, Bay County Sheriff’s deputies did battle Tuesday morning. An unidentified man in the Sting Ray Motel was acting a bit strange so the manager called 911. The Deputies were meet with resistance as 33-year-old Terrence Croskery through a battle ax and a 6’inch knife out the window. He then drew his broad sword and locked himself in the bathroom and promptly passed out.

If you ask me I say this is proof positive of the governments’ secret Time Travel project! I mean if someone yanked you out of the 5th century, you would be pissed too! Right?

~sigh~

What’s that Hun? But I don’t want to go….

Just an observation…

Craig Glenn

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Florida strikes again

Coconut Grove, FL

According to ClickOrlando.com, Police are questioning a 19 year old woman that was found sleeping in the back seat of a stolen vehicle.

Police say the SUV was stolen be the woman and her boyfriend. Her boyfriend pulled over to take a piss in the wrong neighborhood with the car running and the door open. That’s right, you guessed it! While the girlfriend slept in the backseat someone stole the car!

The carjacker, who stole the car at gunpoint has not been found.

~sigh~

Crime on crime doesn’t pay either.

Just an observation…

Craig Glenn

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

That hollow feeling



Do you ever get that hollow feeling? I think you know what I mean. I could be the only one I suppose but that just makes the feeling all the more pathetic. Please don’t let me be the only one! Please tell me that life just sneaks up and bites you in the ass from time to time. Circumstance, be it my own making or as my friend Braja would point out, just karma, seems to suck the life force right out of you until you are nothing but an empty shell of wasted flesh.

Ok, now before all three of my faithful reader start sending emails and comments trying to talk me off the ledge, take a breath and relax. Perhaps I overstate a bit and things are not as bad as they seem. I have been silent for a while and not writing as much as I would like but it’s because I hold back and don’t want to write what I am really thinking so I don’t write. Does that make any since? Of course it does!

Who among us has not felt like this little dog must be feeling. Having the light of condemnation and introspection shoved down their throats only to find that there is nothing left! But let them look. Screw ‘em and the horse they rode in on! That’s what I say.

~sigh~

Y’all have a nice day.

Just an observation,

Craig Glenn

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Stress Management Technique


Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique.

The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.

2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.

3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

4. No one knows your secret place.

5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.

6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.

There!! See? It really does work.


~sigh~

What a nice dream…

Just an observation…

Craig Glenn

Friday, April 3, 2009

911! I am locked in my car!

Only in Florida! That’s right my loyal readers I am back after a break from blogging and there is no shortage of Florida brainiacs to get the ball rolling. This story comes to us from Kissimmee Fl, the home of Disney World and technology depended, errrr, people. This is far to close to home to call this one an idiot but you get my point.

“It’s getting very hot in here, and I’m not feeling well,” the lady explained to the 911 operator. She explained that all the electrical systems were out in her car and the doors were locked up tight. The panic stricken woman was in dire straights for sure.

Thank goodness for a calm professional dispatcher who told her to try pulling the lock up manually with her hand. Once again the highly trained 911 has saved another life. “Um, I’m sorry,” the unidentified woman said, after the lock opened.

Listen the woman's call to 911.

~sigh~

Y’all know I am not really from Florida, I just live here…

Just an observation…

Craig Glenn

Thursday, April 2, 2009

CDC Warning


The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Refreshment (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

~sigh~

I believe I have it...

Just an observation...

Craig Glenn