Thursday, April 2, 2009

CDC Warning

The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Refreshment (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.


I believe I have it...

Just an observation...

Craig Glenn

1 comment:

SAPhotographs (Joan) said...

LOL!! You dont post anything for ages and then you come up with this!! LOL!! Well I am sure it took all this time to think it up. :)

I think you need to work to get your mind off WORK. :)

Well done Craig. I can see from this you for one have not been infected. :)

Me on the otherhand..... :)